{"product_id":"154058154_product","title":"Jane Fallon - Getting Rid of Matthew - Paperback","description":"New Store Stock\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout this Item\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe item is a book Paperback\u003cbr\u003eThe Author Name is Jane Fallon\u003cbr\u003eThe Title is Getting Rid of Matthew\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition New\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOther Comments\u003cbr\u003eNew Store Stock\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Description -\u003cbr\u003eBreaking up is hard to do. Especially when he's left his wife for you . .\r\n\r\n .   What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore . .\r\n\r\n .   PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line.\r\n\r\n Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses.\r\n\r\n Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin.\r\n\r\n Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.   PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity.\r\n\r\n Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way.\r\n\r\n You're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children.\r\n\r\n Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong.   Getting Rid of Matthew is the sharp and hilariously funny novel from bestselling author Jane Fallon.\r\n\r\n It was also a Richard and Judy pick. Praise for Jane Fallon:'Intelligent, edgy and witty' Glamour'A brilliant and original tale' Sun'Chick lit with an edge' Guardian\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen possible we will add details of the items we are selling to help buyers know what is included in the item for sale. The details are provided automatically from our central master database and can sometimes be wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBooks are released in many editions and variations, such as standard edition, re-issue, not for sale, promotional, special edition, limited edition, and many other editions and versions.  The Book you receive could be any of these editions or variations. If you are looking for a specific edition or version please contact us to verify what we are selling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift Ideas\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a great gift idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHours of Service\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nWe have many warehouses, some of the warehouses process orders seven days a week, but the Administration Support Staff are located at a head office location, outside of the warehouses, and typically work only Monday to Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eLocation ID 245z\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eiHaveit SKU ID 174008659\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Penguin Books Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title \/ unisex","offer_id":45438322639092,"sku":"174008659","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/ihaveitmarketplace.com\/products\/154058154_product","provider":"iHaveit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}