{"product_id":"127699416_product","title":"Melissa Rivers - Lies My Mother Told Me : Tall Tales from a Short Woma","description":"New Store Stock\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout this Item\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe item is a book Hardback\u003cbr\u003eThe Author Name is Melissa Rivers\u003cbr\u003eThe Title is Lies My Mother Told Me : Tall Tales from a Short Woman\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCondition New\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOther Comments\u003cbr\u003eNew Store Stock\u003cbr\u003eCategory - Humor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Description -\u003cbr\u003eAs seen on The View and Good Morning America!  If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait 'til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE...things that will make you laugh out loud...and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future.   The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying...or as she'd say, \"embellishing.\" Her motto was: \"Why let the truth ruin a good story?\" This book contains some of those stories.    ***************** \"When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.\" - Jimmy Hoffa \"If you thought Dante's Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me  it's a five-alarmer.\" - Dante's second wife, Allie   \"Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.\" - Sybil \"The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark  I burned my fingers reading it!\" - Annie Sullivan \"The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier.\" - Matthew 2:14 The Jets.\r\n\r\n 7 \"Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022.\" - Torquemada \"All's not well that ends well. I've had massages with happier endings.\" - Wm. Shakespeare \"Melissa, I don't care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.\" - Mamie Eisenhower \"Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those 'woke' m***********s will laugh.\" - Lenny Bruce\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen possible we will add details of the items we are selling to help buyers know what is included in the item for sale. The details are provided automatically from our central master database and can sometimes be wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBooks are released in many editions and variations, such as standard edition, re-issue, not for sale, promotional, special edition, limited edition, and many other editions and versions.  The Book you receive could be any of these editions or variations. If you are looking for a specific edition or version please contact us to verify what we are selling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift Ideas\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is a great gift idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHours of Service\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nWe have many warehouses, some of the warehouses process orders seven days a week, but the Administration Support Staff are located at a head office location, outside of the warehouses, and typically work only Monday to Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eLocation ID 245z\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eiHaveit SKU ID 174117471\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Permuted Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title \/ unisex","offer_id":43882178969844,"sku":"174117471","price":14.32,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/ihaveitmarketplace.com\/products\/127699416_product","provider":"iHaveit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}